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AdWars Round 5: Halloween Havoc

Round 5: Woolite’s  “Torturer” vs. Snicker’s “Grocery Store Lady”

DING! DING! Time for another AdWars, this time HALLOWEEN EDITION!  Commercials so spine tingling Wilburn Thomas is still recovering: Kristen screamed from behind her monitor, Guss had nightmares for weeks, and Lawrence was found shaking under his desk (Andy’s still missing).  Who is the creepiest creep terrorizing the nations television screens ( other than Charlie Sheen ) during this spooky season???  At first you will witness the twisted insanity of the Torturer who takes your clothes and… Oh god… that’s GUCCI! Clear winner, right?  But just wait. The second ogre will have you having panic attacks in Kroger parking lots and thinking “Maybe I’ll just Peapod.”
 
Both contestants would most definitely be something to be reckoned with if they started crawling out of your TV ‘The Ring’ style, but which horrific heavyweight scares the shriek out of you?
VOTE HERE   Please vote by October 30th. Winner announced on Halloween.

Contestant 1: Woolite’s  “Torturer”

Contestant 2: Snicker’s “Grocery Store Lady”