Round 5: Woolite’s “Torturer” vs. Snicker’s “Grocery Store Lady”
DING! DING! Time for another AdWars, this time HALLOWEEN EDITION! Commercials so spine tingling Wilburn Thomas is still recovering: Kristen screamed from behind her monitor, Guss had nightmares for weeks, and Lawrence was found shaking under his desk (Andy’s still missing). Who is the creepiest creep terrorizing the nations television screens ( other than Charlie Sheen ) during this spooky season??? At first you will witness the twisted insanity of the Torturer who takes your clothes and… Oh god… that’s GUCCI! Clear winner, right? But just wait. The second ogre will have you having panic attacks in Kroger parking lots and thinking “Maybe I’ll just Peapod.”
Both contestants would most definitely be something to be reckoned with if they started crawling out of your TV ‘The Ring’ style, but which horrific heavyweight scares the shriek out of you?
VOTE HERE Please vote by October 30th. Winner announced on Halloween.
Contestant 1: Woolite’s “Torturer”
Contestant 2: Snicker’s “Grocery Store Lady”
And the WINNER is… Domino’s “Moustache” !
You all must love a good mustache! And actually we totally agree. An intense look that also serves as a snack for later. Who could say no?
Thank you to all of you very dedicated AdWars voters!
We love you too.
Round 4: Domino’s “Moustache” vs. Doritos’ “The Best Part”
It’s been awhile but we’re back with another heavyweight fashion-forward throw down. Brace yourself for the latest round of AdWars that features two food-accessorizing heavyweights so stylish it’ll have Trya Banks sporting cookie stubble around Harvard. Will crumbs be next year’s in look? Will we be watching Cheeto-couture in milan? These deliciously chic commercials seem to be pointing in that direction. Get ready to feast upon these finger licking goodcommercials as they battle to the death!
Which contestant WORKED IT more on this catwalk of gluttony? Please vote by March 30th. Voting is closed, see the results here.
Ads take your mark. Ready. Set. FIGHT!
Contestant 1: Domino’s “Moustache” Commercial
Contestant 2: Doritos’ “The Best Part” Commercial
And the WINNER is… Toyota School Girl!
The People have spoken! Toyota girl rules the School with her commanding presence! Thats one mini backseat driver. A+ to her!
Thank you everyone who voted for this brat-tastic edition of AdWars!
AdWars Forever!
Round 3: Zazoo Condoms Brat vs. The Toyota School Brat
Are you ready to RUUUUMMMBLE?????? Time for another round of ADWARS… Brat edition! First off let us state that WT is a child free zone. Many of us don’t have them and we definitely don’t hire them (sorry but you can put your baby resumes away kiddies). Whether they are shrieking at the movie theater or terrorizing the Laundromat, these tiny humans seem to be showing up everywhere. And now they’ve popped up in our beloved commercials. How dare they! Don’t let their cutesy disguises fool you. These tots are up to something! Watch at your own risk!
Which of these contestants takes the (cup)cake as the most ferocious brat? Please vote by August 26th! Voting is closed, see the results here.
Ads take your mark. Ready. Set. FIGHT!
Contestant 1: Zazoo Condoms Commercial
Contestant 2: Toyota School Commercial
